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Joke of the Day

"New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want."

"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He tried to drink tea before it was cool."

"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."

"You know what the number one reason for child molestation is... sexy children"

"What do you call a fat Asian? A chunk"

"What's the atheist's view on God? Nahweh."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mother"

"What's Borat's favorite neighborhood? Van Nuys"

"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."