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Joke of the Day
"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."
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"If you use the term ""man card"" seriously, I assume you use it to access your ""man cave,"" so you can hunker down & gobble some ""man dong."""
"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."
"This morning I waved to the garbage men and smiled at coworkers in the elevator and now I'm pretty sure my wife is drugging my coffee."
"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""
"rural upbringin' What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night."
"My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now."
"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."
"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"
"Me: What music you into? Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin"