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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? A: Because it was too cold out tide."
Next Joke
"ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat"
"Job security: calling my boss and posing as a problematic customer so he'll realize he still needs me while I'm on vacation."
"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"
"Why is a firetruck red? You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far"
"What do you call homosexual dinosaurs? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass."
"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."
"Whats the difference between men in the Military and Cops Military only beat their wives part of the year."
"My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, ""uhm, take a left here?"" This can't be good."
"I used to be able to stop cars with mind Getting hit by one took that away"