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Joke of the Day

"Whats the diffrence between a cow and 9/11 You cant milk a cow for 12 years. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^sorry"

"I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me."

"You know your getting old when you drop something on the floor and instead picking it right back up, you just stare at it for a min or two..."

"This Independence Day please remember that fireworks are not a toy, they are meant to be aimed at the nearest British ship."

"friend: ""we should have a drink sometime"" *never contacts them again*"

"I stopped going to my colorblind therapist. He could never tell when I was blue."

"A doctor to his patient. Doctor: Sir, we have some good news and some bad news, the good news is that you've got a day left to live, the bad news is I forgot to tell you that yesterday."

"Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing."

"""No more Mr Nice Guy"" ~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy"

"Why are fat people so rich? Because they have lots of pounds."