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Joke of the Day

"Whats the diffrence between a cow and 9/11 You cant milk a cow for 12 years. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^sorry"

"[stubs toe] ""GOD DAMMIT"" God: No problem, bro. [toe goes to Hell]"

"I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses. I just put two and two together."

"Why do jews have such big noses. Because air is free."

"I do this really cute thing, where if I walk by a car that has a stick figure family on their back window, I peel a kid off."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They both got 6 months."

"My friend was cold so i told her to stand in a corner. Corners are 90 degrees."

"If FedEx and Ups merged would they call it Fed UP?"

"Tampon is the worse thing to call a woman. A stuck up cunt"

"You know what they say about citing a source with more than 2 authors.. It's not hard et al."