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Joke of the Day
"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals but i am a vegetarian because i hate plants"
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"What do you get when you have seven dragon balls? Nothing! This is real life."
"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."
"My Facebook ""News Feed"" should be renamed ""A bunch of boring fucking idiots who have horrible grammar"" feed."
"What slides in and out until it's balls are busted? Piston"
"I used to be a man inside a woman's body... but then I was born."
"What's the hot new romance novel for nerds 256 shades of grey"
"a seemingly perfect utopia immediatley becoms a dystopia when u find out evryone refers to eachother by watever their first email adress was"
"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"
"Why do Gnomes always laugh when the run? Because the grass tickles their balls!"