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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant."
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"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"3 years ago someone was laying concrete so I put my hand prints in it. Been here ever since."
"The truth about Unicorn Q: Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them? A: Because they are horny."
"Funny shit 52% of all women have used vibrators , the other 48% have new ones ."
"*rides in on giant turtle* Me:Sorry I'm late. Boss:You rode that to work? Me:No, went to the zoo. *phone rings* Me:That'll be the zoo."
"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."
"A Women Asked ""What Is The Best Way To Avoid Clickbait?"""
"Nostalgia Sure isn't what it used to be."
"Women are like parking spaces... Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you need to put it in a disabled one."