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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini!"
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"Dear guy who parked his Lexus across two parking spaces: Your car got paint on my keys."
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"When Fnatic plays on fy_snow... OLAFmeister gets an ace"
"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."
"cashier at the book store told me to ""take it easy"" so I stabbed her in the neck with my keys because nobody tells me how to live my life."
"[Possible GOT Spoilers] What's Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"
"Three beans travelled around Australia together, where was their final destination? In Cairns."
"Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said ""Insufficient storage""."
"Apparently SeaWorld CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas... Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom!"