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Joke of the Day

"How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck an ear!"

"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"

"I used to assume most people were bright, kind, and at least somewhat informed. Then social media was invented."

"I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but... Na BrO"

"What's the pink panther's to do list? *To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo"

"Raising my kids is hard. I can barely get the fat one off the ground."

"Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help."

"What do you call a bee that comes from the United States? USB."

"Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says ""Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..."" the Scottish farmer says ""Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"""