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Joke of the Day
"What's the pink panther's to do list? *To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two"
"Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to... Just said it was a stag do for his friend Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed"
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."
"days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas. Now get out there"
"Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks ""you smell carrots?"""
"I took my family out to an authentic Vietnamese place. My wife and I had pho. The kids sewed Nikes for 14 hours and were beaten. Great pho."
"What does a blowjob and a steady job have in common ? I haven't had either in five years"
"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"
"No, my kid didn't do the drawings I have up around my desk. I did them. It's my desk."