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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says ""Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..."" the Scottish farmer says ""Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"""

"I messed up my foot pretty bad. The doctors said it would take a while to heel."

"Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!"

"Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this..."

"Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down. Triple Eh!"

"Chimney Whats the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney"

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""what would you like Senator Cruz?"""

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."

"My doctor told me that I have syphillis, gonnorhea and chlamydia. On the positive side... HIV."

"""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well."