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"I watched pom. You misread that, didn't you?"
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"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents."
"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still wants to have sex with me. So, who's stupid now?"
"When I bend down to feed the cat she leaps onto my back.When I try to stand back up it's the saddest tiny rodeo you've ever seen."
"I just gave my kid ice cream because she wouldn't stop crying. Sorry, whoever she winds up marrying."
"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"
"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"
"Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza...."
"What is an astronomer's favorite drink? *Star*bucks. [Sorry.](https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)"
"What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer."