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Joke of the Day

"Where's the best place to look for a joke? The mirror"

"You know how one lie leads to another? Well, to cut a long story short, my 7yo daughter now thinks she's allergic to owls."

"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."

"I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world I told them to fuck off. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving."

"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Tigers blood gave Charlie Sheen HIV"

"What for you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan"

"What do Swedish people put in their coffee? Artifical Swedeners"

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job."