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Joke of the Day

"99 errors in code on the wall 99 errors in code Take one down, debug it around 107 errors in code on the wall"

"You guys should read ""It's normal here"" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted. written by Quinton Chingme"

"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"

"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."

"Reddit is like a box of chocolates It's the same shit over and over"

"Sometimes I crash parties in a swimsuit, and tell people I'm a Reverse Lifeguard keeping an eye on the land."

"Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""

"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch? It's made from scratch ^*NB ^OP ^is ^heckle-proof*"

"Him: ""What kinda chameleon do you have?"" Me: Karma ""Karma?"" Karma ""Karma.."" Karma chameleon ""How long you had him?"" He comes & goes.."