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Joke of the Day

"99 errors in code on the wall 99 errors in code Take one down, debug it around 107 errors in code on the wall"

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"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."
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"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
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"Him: ""What kinda chameleon do you have?"" Me: Karma ""Karma?"" Karma ""Karma.."" Karma chameleon ""How long you had him?"" He comes & goes.."