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Joke of the Day

"My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of ""munch-housing-syndrom"""

"I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."

"sorry I called your baby an ""it"""

"THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE? AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION"

"R.I.P Dense Water Vapour. You will always be mist."

"I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one."

"What's the difference between a diaper and a politician? When a diaper is full of shit, it gets discarded. When a politician is full of shit, it runs for president."

"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"