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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."

"I wonder what gets changed less frequently...the diaper of a crackhead's baby or the filter cartridge in my Brita."

"I'm against picketing. I'm just not sure how to show it..."

"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."

"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""

"People complain about the weather and politics till the cows come home... and then they complain about how there are cows in their house."

"I invented a new word today! Plagiarism."

"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."

"What's the best way to throw-up ?? Put a finger deep in your mouth and another one on your ass, if it still not working, inverse the fingers."