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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !"
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"Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!"
"Mohammed Mo Problems"
"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"
"Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car? No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot"
"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"
"I have a new job. I'm a dressing room attendant for dancers at a strip club. $300/week. That's not much, but it's all I can afford."
"I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now."
"The pigeons behind my apartment are fighting for claim to half a rain soaked hotdog. Fighting me."