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Joke of the Day
"Oscars night, Leonardo DiCaprio walks to the stage... Steve Harvey follows suit..."
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"What do you call a Protestant in Greece? Unorthodox"
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"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"
"Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women? Because everyone knows they give good *head*."
"The best things in life require no pants."
"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"
"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"
"Online guy: wanna chat I'm 9 inches Me: i'm 58 you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day"
"I wish my penis was smaller. Then I could finally disprove the Planck length."