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Joke of the Day

"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? / Are you still on your iPhone even though you said you were going to sleep?"

"Never trust an atom they make up everything"

"Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry ma'am I'm just passing through."

"It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as ""the one with the tig ol biddies""...wonder what time HR gets here"

"Donald Trump's presidency is already positively affecting the economy. Alcohol sales have never been higher."

"My girlfriend said to me in bed last night, 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine.'"

"What does a gentleman do after sex? He puts the diaper back on."

"Where do sick boats go? ........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA"

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactoes"

"What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion."