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Joke of the Day

"Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review: ""This telescope sucked. Two Stars."""

"Justin Timberlake has announced he's involved with a sequel the The Dark Crystal. He's bringing Skeksis Back."

"I missed you with all my darts"

"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective weapon against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"

"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."

"Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes? Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

"How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters? Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer."

"According to this box of cereal I am a family of 13 eating breakfast"

"Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim!"

"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."