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Joke of the Day
"What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites? Juno"
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"All men are idiots...and I married their king."
"[aquarium] Me: ""That's a lot of octopussies to occupy a tank."" Guide: ""it's octopi."" Me: ""Oh..that's a lot of octopussies to octopi a tank."""
"Fred: We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks."
"Why did the dad make the joke? For the pun of it."
"I was in my coworkers office, and he said ""Hey buddy... (VERSION 3.0) FUCK YOU LOL MADE U LOOK DUMBASS."
"Why are aspirins white? Because they work."
"What do you call a Unicorn with his horn cut off? a Eunuch-horn! :D"
"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"