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Joke of the Day
"What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites? Juno"
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"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... But I don't think they were laced because I've been tripping all day."
"What does a mexican Highlander say? ""THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"""
"My wife told me to give her 12"" and make her scream... So I did her 3 times in the poop chute and wiped my junk on the curtain. (can't remember where I stole this from)"
"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."
"TIL You can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it."
"What did the unemployed hippie say when his dad told him to get a job. Namaste Jah bless."
"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Good News! Jesus is Coming! Bad News! He's bring terraforming equipment."
"I was wondering where my new axe had gone... ...Then it hit me."