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Joke of the Day
"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"
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"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred... The top answer was: ""How in the hell did you get in here?"""
"""So what kind of cancer can you tolerate the most?"" -Me on which President Candidate you're going to vote"
"I always hang on the rim after I dunk because it's really high up and I'm scared."
"A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama"
"Le'Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season"
"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"
"Avocado or Donald Trump? Avocado or Donald Trump for president? Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush The other one is an avocado."
"The sun is in so many movies.. It's like one giant star!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !"