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Joke of the Day

"Anyone want a free car? Angry bee inside but otherwise, perfect."

"Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?"

"Did you hear Lorain Labbobit died in a car accident last week? Some dick cut her off!"

"I don't drink & drive I pull over."

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."

"What do you call a pimp with his whores? A guard and hoes."

"My friend from Mexico got bit by a mosquito.. he could not figure out why his American friend was not receiving bites as well. I told him the bugs were hungry for Mexican tonight."

"A group of Africans were playing Chinese whispers one goes to the other 'Ebola, pass it on'"

"Wife must be planning to paint the house. I found plastic & tape under our bed. Not sure what the shovel & pistol are for."

"How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know"