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Joke of the Day

"Started teaching my son and his friends Karate... I'm not qualified I just really enjoy kicking children."

"So, uh... How about that airplane food? Edit: I'm so sorry."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *chokes*"

"How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it."

"If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? A RAINBOW!"

"Who was the most well rounded knight of Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master."

"How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...? ...WMD40."

"Did you hear the joke about ebola? Never mind, you won't get it."

"News said how hard it'd be to shoplift a turkey. Amateurs. It's all about commitment. *stuffs turkey under shirt* *whines that back hurts*"