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Joke of the Day
"Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks? Because they can't even."
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"If Trump and Hillary were both drowning in a lake... would you want regular or sweet potato fries with your burger?"
"What is the favorite note of a priest? A minor"
"You wanna know why me and my wife don't see eye to eye anymore after 26 years of marriage? She lost her legs so we're no longer the same height. edit: I'm sorry, I thought this was /r/antijokes"
"Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word ""girl"" with ""gerbil""."
"I'll have you know that my penis was once in the guinness book of world records... But then the librarian yelled at me and made me leave the library."
"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."
"If the meal between breakfast and lunch is called brunch and the meal between lunch and dinner is called linner, what's the meal between breakfast and dinner called? Lunch"
"How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day? Because Russia was Stalin"
"Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P"