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Joke of the Day
"Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks? Because they can't even."
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"What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? A ""casual tea"""
"A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed."
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"Remember folks, beauty... Is only a light switch away."
"Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops."
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"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."
"My spirit animal just ran into a glass door."