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Joke of the Day

"somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman"

"So, a squirrel walks into a bar- -k"

"Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house."

"What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you? get off the merry-go-round! :)"

"My friend crashed his plane recently his life has been heading in a downward spiral."

"What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue."

"two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff... bu-dum tss"

"What did the camel toe say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!"

"Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email"

"To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?"