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Joke of the Day
"How do you say constipated in German? Fahfrompoopin"
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"[murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works."
"Racism is wrong I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal."
"The last time I got a piece of ass ... My finger broke through the toilet paper"
"What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton."
"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."
"Telling my daugthers date that ""she has lice and its very contagious the closer you get to her."" *Correct way to parent."
"I'm thinking of going on a cleanse just not sure which race to start with"
"cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge.... you are coming to my room"
"*TSA officer opens my suitcase, disembodied fist pops out and punches him* me: sry sir I forgot I packed a powerful punch *TSA guns me down*"