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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a math teacher that assigns graphs with holes and assymptotes on tests? Asshole."

"Guys, did you know that as long as you say ""great hit"" or ""great catch"" you can touch another straight guy's butt an it's not even weird?"

"What do ghosts get when they're aroused? Booners"

"3 Chinese mens Name Chu,Bu and Fu went to America illegally They decided to change their names to sound American Chu change his name to Chuck,Bu change his name to Buck and Fu got sent back to China"

"On a flight I asked the guy behind me if he minded me reclining my seat. He said he did. It really put my back up."

"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go."

"Girl are you a social cause? 'cause you look like something I can get behind!"

"Naked man doing jumping jacks... db qp db qp db qp db qp"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a bitches throat."