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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow"
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"I sold my old bike the other day. I decided it was time to peddle it."
"From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera."
"April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers brings? Pilgrims."
"I don't care what your favorite song is, if you set it as the alarm you wake up to in the morning, you'll want to stab it with other songs."
"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."
"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"
"How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas? When there is no ""L"""
"Best blonde jokes?"
"What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran"