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Joke of the Day

"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."

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"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
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"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"
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