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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny."

"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents."

"What do you call the bad part of Italy? The spaghetto."

"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""

"Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned? A. Because of their loco motives"

"Hitler took a quiz... He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich."

"Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked.. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking."

"Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork"

"A car dealership twice the size... ...can offer a whole lot more."