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Joke of the Day
"Turtles think frogs are homeless."
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"Whats the best way to watch porn? In double HD."
"What do you call a blowjob from a vampire? Blood sausage."
"What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon?"
"Interviewer: congrats you got the security guard job Me: *already asleep on a folding chair* Interviewer: hang on u don't start til monday"
"A joke my three year old brother told me Why do cows poop carrots? BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Nope, it's the C that they love"
"you either die ... hating Justin Bieber or you live long enough to see yourself become a fan"
"Why is Quicksilver so fast? Because he's Russian"
"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"