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Joke of the Day

"Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art? Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming ""stay away from me!"""

"Alternative ""For every day that ends in why?"" For every day that ends with your mom."

"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""

"Is it strange how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how strange it is?"

"Did you hear the one about the statistician who drowned while wading across a river whose average depth was three feet?"

"My doctor prescribed me viagra and ex-lax today. Now I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"Female Viagra. Niagara."

"*drives Toyota Corolla into Mordor* ""See, nobody suspected a thing"""

"LinkedIn is a terrible dating site"

"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"