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Joke of the Day

"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"

"Eating a banana. Thought I should tell you. Twitter seems concerned about women getting enough potassium. But... why can't I use my teeth?"

"Sammy just bought a new pair of pants. He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing. ""Ballroom?"" Dean asks. ""Not much,"" Sammy replies."

"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"

"To find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not screw the whole pond..."

"Wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."

"i got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."

"Ok, another Grandfather joke. Just kidding, they're both dead."

"What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting? Christopher Sitten"

"A zombie and a ghost go for marriage counselling And are asked to share their honest feelings The Zombie ""Sometimes I feel like you're not even here!"" The Ghost ""Whatever, you're dead to me"""