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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married? Well they said the wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!"

"What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back? You discussed me."

"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."

"Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said ""Hello."" The other one thought ""I wonder what he meant by that."""

"I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags."

"What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco? ""You got a fag I can bum?"""

"For most people, when you lose your ""khakis"" you lost your pants. When you're from Boston and lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."

"What's the resemblence between politics and sex? It can be in whatever position they choose, but regardless there's still just gonna be a dick going in there, and you're still getting fucked."

"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !"