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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with two noses? No one nose."
Next Joke
"My friend said she likes Nickleback"
"A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness."
"There's no such thing as ""fair trade"" honey. Those bees are gettin' screwed."
"They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley Because it's always jammin'"
"I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work."
"2 apples are sitting in an oven One apple looks to the other and says ""Man is it hot in here or what?"" The second apple screams ""Holy shit!?! A talking apple!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"
"What's your best one-liner?"
"I seen twins hugging I told them to get a womb"