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Joke of the Day

"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."

"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."

"Shout out to my sweatpants for loving me through thick and thicker."

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""

"If you woke up and couldn't remember the night before and your ass hurt real bad would you tell anyone? Want to go camping?"

"Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football? Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P."

"A pretty girl walks into a bar. Bartender asks, ""what are you having?"". Girl responds ""I'll take a a Double entendre"". ... So he gives it to her."

"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"

"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."