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Joke of the Day

"Need help getting these blackheads off my face How do I politely ask these nice African American gentleman to take turns ?"

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

"What do you call sandpaper in Iraq? A map."

"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"

"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"

"To the guy that invented the number ""zero""... thanks for nothing."

"My friend tried to get me with bird puns today... I told him toucan play that game."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"

"You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school."

"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."