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Joke of the Day

"*navigation voice* BEAR TO THE RIGHT *gets eaten by bear*"

"Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. ""I'll be beethoven!"" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? ""I'LL BE BACH."""

"Pickup lines in /r/jokes? Stahp."

"hate when people walk in on me naked! What's this world coming to when u can't get a moment to yourself at toy r us?"

"The only good part about choking to death on Teddy Grahams is your family can technically say you were killed by bears. Which sounds cool."

"Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !"

"I try to avoid nice people so they can stay that way."

"My wife showed me her baby photos. She said, ""Here's one of me when I was 3."" I replied, ""Wow, and there's me thinking you were like a fine wine."""

"Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!"

"Of course most gay men dress well... they spent more than enough time in the closet!"