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Joke of the Day

"hate when people walk in on me naked! What's this world coming to when u can't get a moment to yourself at toy r us?"

"Three strippers walk into a bar Mitzvah"

"Where does a Turkey live? A coup."

"Last night I was with a girl... ...she told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the jaw."

"Whooooaaaa, I'm halfway therrreee WHOOOAAAA, LOSING ALL MY HAIRRRR Take this wig, we'll fake it I swearrrrr WHOAOHH, LOSING ALL MY HAIRRR"

"A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird."

"What happened to the blind circumciser? He got the sack."

"There should be an option on travel websites that let's you search for ""flights that are least likely to have noisy children""."

"Wanna hear a joke? March 8."

"*pulls handle on slot machine *prune *prune *prune *diarrhea comes out"