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Joke of the Day

"[boxing match] Commentator: Silva is in the red shorts with green, white & yellow trim Me: the black guy. Just say Silva is the black guy"

"In the words of my dead grandmother..."

"What instrument do skeletons play? A trombone!"

"What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !"

"Never bring a dildo to a knife fight."

"My sleeping pills say don't mix with alcohol, but drop it in the glass and it dissolves just fine. Doctors think they know everything."

"An SJW walks into a bar... [Removed]"

"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"

"Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better."

"What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit."