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Joke of the Day

"Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset? Because you didn't ask him what band he's in."

"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."

"I like my women like i like my steak. Raw"

"This Job Fair sucks, it doesn't even have rides."

"I don't stereotype.... I type with one hand."

"One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don't want to do."

"My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring..."

"Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony? Because he was out standing in his field."

"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"

"I put on my favorite disco album yesterday. My wife tried telling me disco was dead. I said ""No honey, it's not. You're thinking of your mother."