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Joke of the Day

"This Job Fair sucks, it doesn't even have rides."

"Q: How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? A: Pooched."

"Not a joke, but just wondering, am I the only one who reads these jokes in a Southern accent?"

"What do the Chinese call their spies? Secret Asians."

"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"

"I saw an American Bridge player crying last night She said she bid 4 No Trump"

"I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair."

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you."" I said: ""Don't mention it."""

"There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a ""happy ending"" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you."

"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"