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Joke of the Day
"What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet? M'ladybug"
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"This Joke is so Top Secret... Iii iiiiiiiii ii Iiii Iiii Ii Ii Ii III. The punchline is Eyes Only"
"I want a job as a mirror cleaner... It's something I can see myself doing."
"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."
"Five years ago I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"I hate dolphins... ...for all intents and porpoises."
"What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop? On duty"
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... Comes out of nowhere"