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Joke of the Day
"No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse."
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"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse is less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."
"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"
"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you're a mile away and you have his shoes."
"a white man and a black man enter a jewelry store black man gets shot"
"What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend? Disoriented."
"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"
"What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails? A cruiseifixion."
"Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says ""Can you smell fish?"""
"I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."