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Joke of the Day

"I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."

"What gets wetter as it dries your mom"

"What do you call a room with no walls? A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place."

"At what age did Hitler's uncle try to molest him at? When he was nein."

"Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far)."

"If Donald Trump's Hair turns out to be a wig then... There'll be hell Toupee."

"My friend just had a baby. He ordered it online from the Taiwanese black market."

"Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...!"

"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"QWOP must be what it's like to run for autistic people."