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Joke of the Day

"I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."

"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!"

"Missing Condoms"

"[Hires Skywriter] I DON'T OVERREACT"

"If your donkey ate my chicken's feet... You'd have two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? ""After the Greek goddess of love"" Kid 2: What about me pop? ""You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"""

"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."

"How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just puts it in the socket and lets the world turn around him."

"What would be a good title for an Indian porno? Thank You, Cum Again"

"Im hosting a charity event tonight for people who cant reach orgasm If you can't cum let me know."