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Joke of the Day
"What did the slug say to the police? ""I was as""salt""ed"""
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"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."
"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"
"Christmas with the family While I greatly enjoy the presence of their company, I prefer the company of their presents."
"Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare? Because they're sending them to the infantry!"
"Golf is like life... the main goal of both is to get the balls in the hole."
"Love means never having to say you're sorry. Wait, I confused ""love"" with ""being white, middle-class, and male."""
"I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures."
"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"
"I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate."