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Joke of the Day

"Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare? Because they're sending them to the infantry!"

"What do you say to a man with no body and no nose? No body nose."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk"

"Marijuana? More like MOURNrijuana, because you're parents will have to go to your funeral if you try it. #no"

"Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2 It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie"

"What did one atom say to the other? ""I lost an electron..."" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" First atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway? e-Lane"

"""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard"