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Joke of the Day
"if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd"
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"Sorry! i'm not desperate because i'm single. I'm single, because i'm not desperate."
"A man with dredlocks and no religion is.. Currently Jahb less"
"My friend said ""Women directors have never had major success with a live action film"" So I said, ""Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."""
"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."
"[roommate watching me get ready] dont take that with you ""why not"" why would you ""it'll be fine"" [hour into date and I spill my bag of ants]"
"I never thought I'd love my family more than my Xbox 360, and it turned out I was right."
"I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn't make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad."
"TIFU by buying a PT Cruiser"
"What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl? The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back"