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Joke of the Day
"Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!"
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"Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you."
"My brother threw a can of Pepsi at me from the roof... I'm just glad it was a soft drink otherwise that may have caused some serious damage."
"I once went to a zoo which had only one animal It was a Shih Tzu."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..."
"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."
"I had loads of bird seed as well as loads of parrots with headaches. Trying to hold onto all the bird seed but the parrots ate 'em all"
"Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets."
"Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!"
"What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!"