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Joke of the Day

"A student asks another student, ""How many zeroes does your salary have?"" He responds ""One"" ""In which currency?"" ""Any :("""

"Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. ""OK,"" she said. ""Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."""

"Did you hear about how James Bond slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred."

"My girlfriend surprised me with a car! It's a good thing she missed me."

"IF I HAD A NICKLE EVERY TIME A GOP OFFICIAL CALLED TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR ""UNACCEPTABLE"" BUT ACCEPTED HIM AS NOMINEE I COULD START A FAKE COLLEGE"

"First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering"

"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."

"What do you call someone who knows a lot about sea life? An Afishionado You're welcome!"

"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."

"My friend told me he wanted to join the Spanish Inquisition the other day. I managed to Torquemada it."