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Joke of the Day

"A student asks another student, ""How many zeroes does your salary have?"" He responds ""One"" ""In which currency?"" ""Any :("""

"What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not? North Koreans have no Seoul."

"What do you call a calm Asian? A Mellow Yellow"

"Having Justin Bieber sing at your funeral so your death will be the second worst thing happening to your friends that day."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent"

"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."

"What do you call a guy with no shins? Tony..... toe knee"

"How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? Like this."

"OK I just checked and cracked iPad screens are NOT covered under the health care reform bill, WTF?"

"Whats the worst thing you could say as a doctor? I have over 300 confirmed kills"